
Once there was a Barbie who was skinnier than all the other Barbies. She was literally skin and bones. When she walked you could here her bones crakin'. All she ate was a sip of water, and a baby carrot. That was her breakfast, lunch, and dinner. She wore a size -5 in shirts and a size -10 in skinny jeans. That is rediculous! Because she was so small, and everyone was way bigger than her, she was made fun of a lot. She decided that they all should pay, so she gained weight, and suffocated them all under her butt, at a party. Those that were suffocated included Ken, Malibu Barbie, Oreo Barbie, and the So in Style Sisters. Ha Ha!! You fell for it! It is all a joke. Me and one of my friends made this up!! Ha ha ha ha!!!
But seriously, this Barbie looks a hot mess and that's the truth...
Peace
Jiggs